Aunty Barry runs a village shop in Kilmaur and stocks almost everything that people would normally want. One day, a lady comes in and asks for Gorgonzola cheese. This being one of those unusual items not normally stocked, Aunty Barry says she’ll get some in, and tells the lady to call back later. The lady never comes back and Barry now has a large lump of very smelly cheese in her shop, attracting mice. Meanwhile, Erchie, a local farmer comes in for a chat and sits down on a sticky pad designed for catching the mic and now he is stuck there. Barry will give the cheese as a prize to the reader with the best suggestion for how to get Erchie unstuck from Barry’s seat.