Category: Bitties Fae Barrowsgate
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The ae Epistle tae the Mealanalomites
Barrowsgate learns about the Buchan Meal and Ale tradition. Note: This blurry image is a placeholder until a better copy can be found.
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A ‘Bus Claik in Buchan
Barrowsgate gets the bus into town and (unseen) sits behind two women who happen to be talking about him – and agreeing how lazy he is. As he reaches his stop and gets up, Barrowsgate tips the hot ash out of his pipe down the neck of one of the women.
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A Hair Raisin Eppysode
Barrowsgate recalls a shooting party he came across once, in Tillymannoch Wood, and although they all looked the part, none of them could shoot. In contrast, Rob o’ the Northies once neatly pinned a hare to his gate by shooting bootnails at it.
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Jeck an’ the Journalists
Some journalists arrive at the door to interview local farmers. Barrowsgate answers all their questions and refers them to Jeck if they want to know about mechanised farming, as he doesn’t have any experience of it himself.
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Peter Birley’s Breezes
Barrowsgate scoffs at the romanticised view of the Scottish countryside that he reads in the newspaper.
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Leeks an’ Recollections
While picking leeks, Barrowsgate recalls the time when Cork Farquhar from Kilmaur got drunk in Kildronan and lost all the leeks he had been given.
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Gowanleas Galluses
Continuing from last week’s column, everybody enjoyed the picnic, followed by some sporting games. In the “tug o’ war” between the married and the single men, Gowanleas’ wife tries to lend a hand by pulling him from behind by his braces. Note: Barrowsgate’s brother in law lived in a house named “Gowanlea”
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Picnic on Mormon Braes
A community cleanup of the Mormon Stag is organised, with a picnic to follow for all who volunteered.
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Rob tae the Rescue
Barrowsgate gets the car out to take Mistress B into town but it doesn’t start. Rob tries to lend a hand but to no avail.
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Pent an’ Pooder
Barrowsgate explains the origin of women’s makeup, and concludes that it had the opposite purpose to what today’s women are seeking.