Bitties Fae Barrowsgate – Page 27

Kipperonomy, Beuk 1

May 1, 1936

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Barrowsgate discovers some old manuscripts that explain the origins of Kippertoon’s Wine Tower. Context: The Wine Tower is thought to be of Fraserburgh’s oldest building and was once owned by Alexander Fraser, founder of the town to which he gave his name. There are various legends surrounding it.

Great Scot! The Land.

Apr 24, 1936

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Barrowsgate wonders why so many Scottish people like to do their own country down and lists several of Scotland’s and Scottish people’s greatest achievements. After all, wasn’t it Noah who founded the Scottish Navy all those years ago? Note: An English language version of this was published as “Up Scotland! Up Scots!” in the Buchan…

Spring Fever

Apr 17, 1936

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It’s Spring Fever for sitting hens – and people.

Agricolonomy Ae Beuk

Apr 10, 1936

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Some bigwigs from the City Council arrive at a rural farmers’ meeting and tell them that the poor state of the farming economy is mostly their own fault.

A bite for Rob

Apr 3, 1936

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Barrowsgate goes to the cinema with Rob, who takes on a wrestler in a “no holds barred” challenge during the intermission. Rob, getting tied in knots by the wrestler, ends up biting his own bottom. He vows to leave his teeth at home next time he takes on such a challenge.

Explorin’ Kippertoon

Mar 27, 1936

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Barrowsgate and his friend Robin explore nearby Kippertoon, with its famous Fire Brigade, who seem to spend most of their time in the Hose an’ Reel pub.

Dangerous Reflections

Mar 20, 1936

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Barrowsgate cautions his readers not to write too much down, lest “the Devil looks over your shoulder”.

Pairties for Pleasure

Mar 13, 1936

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Since moving to Buchan, Barrowsgate has never been to so many parties. He has learned to arrive with an empty stomach, to make room for as much party food as possible.