Category: Bitties Fae Barrowsgate
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Concernin’ Eggs
Barrowsgate discusses how you can tell if an egg is fresh or not, and then turns to the scriptures to find out why hens make the noise that they do.
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The Concert Pairty
Barrowsgate’s neighbour Rob tricks him into going to a concert and Barrowsgate discovers that he is expected to “sing for his supper”.
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The Noble Airt
After years of matrimonial sparring, Barrowsgate thinks he is ready for a boxing match but comes up against “One punch Duncan” from Glasgow.
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The Rabbis Beuk o’ Remonstration
The English BBC announcer enrages the audience with his pronunciation of Scottish placenames.
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The Buchan Birl
The women of New Leeds near Fraserburgh put on an annual dance – which (like the Buchan Banquet) is also bedlam.
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Piggeronomy, Book Two
The Biblical tale about a pig concludes. When the Rabbi’s son collects the pig, it escapes. Eventually, the Rabbi’s son returns home – without the pig.
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Mealies and Mountaineers
Barrowsgate explains why mealie puddings are known by some people as mealie Jimmies, and learns the correct way to eat them.
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Piggeronomy – Book 1
The Chief Rabbi’s son ventures forth to Buchan to buy a pig for a family feast and comes upon Barrowsgate.
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A Wird in Season
Barrowsgate reflects on Christmas traditions and wishes seasonal joy upon his readers. Note: An English language version of this was published in the Buchan Observer on 29 December 1936