Category: Observations
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Agricolonomy Ae Beuk
Some bigwigs from the City Council arrive at a rural farmers’ meeting and tell them that the poor state of the farming economy is mostly their own fault.
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A bite for Rob
Barrowsgate goes to the cinema with Rob, who takes on a wrestler in a “no holds barred” challenge during the intermission. Rob, getting tied in knots by the wrestler, ends up biting his own bottom. He vows to leave his teeth at home next time he takes on such a challenge.
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Explorin’ Kippertoon
Barrowsgate and his friend Robin explore nearby Kippertoon, with its famous Fire Brigade, who seem to spend most of their time in the Hose an’ Reel pub.
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Dangerous Reflections
Barrowsgate cautions his readers not to write too much down, lest “the Devil looks over your shoulder”.
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Pairties for Pleasure
Since moving to Buchan, Barrowsgate has never been to so many parties. He has learned to arrive with an empty stomach, to make room for as much party food as possible.
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Revelations – Ae Volume
Having eaten too many scones, the Chief Scribe fals asleep and has a dream about the leader of the Aberdeen City Council.
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Concernin’ Kilmaur
Barrowsgate takes a trip to see his mother(in-law) in Kilmaur, armed with some “interesting” books for her to read.
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Concernin’ Eggs
Barrowsgate discusses how you can tell if an egg is fresh or not, and then turns to the scriptures to find out why hens make the noise that they do.
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The Concert Pairty
Barrowsgate’s neighbour Rob tricks him into going to a concert and Barrowsgate discovers that he is expected to “sing for his supper”.