Tag: Humour
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Pudden Ha
A letter from Pudden Ha’ with a verse inscribed to Annie arrives at the Bon Accord offices. It describes how Barrowsgate’s house has been overrun with puddings this Christmas and New Year.
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Pride Goeth Before a Fall
The butcher’s wife is a large lady and too posh to do her own clothes washing. She is brought down to earth rudely when the bill from the laundry itemises four collars and one bell tent.
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Mainly about Greed
Peter Grub’s wife falls ill and the doctor prescribes some sea air. Being too mean to pay for a seaside break, Peter decides just to hang a herrring above her bed. The last laugh was on Peter, as he choked to death on a herring bone a few days later. The story is the same…
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Dangerous Deduction
Tammy’s mother dies and, needing more help at the farm, he decides to visit spinster Kirsty at the manse. As he falters and stutters for a while, she waits for him to pop the question. Eventually he does, but it’s not the question she had deduced he was going to ask.
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The Flower Show
The residents of Drumnadroggit are very competitive (some would say dishonest) when it comes to flower shows.
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The Preserve Game
Continuing on from last week’s column, Barrowsgate describes how his sister made jam – and set fire to the chimney.
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The Reformation
Barrowsgate swaps jobs with his wife for the day and realises that she hasn’t got the easy life that he had imagined.