Tag: Mrs Barrowsgate
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Mistress B. Says “No”
Mrs B tells B he can write about “Rob o’ Northies, peter Birley, Aul’ Fitey, Aul Nick or ony ither deil” but he is not to write about her.
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Collective Security
Barrowsgate is alarmed to discover that, after his accident on Barrowsgate’s bike, Fitey is now supplying armaments to Mistress Barrowsgate as part of a collective security pact.
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Antiques an’ Antics
Continuing their shopping expedition, the Barrowsgates look ain a furniture shop and a somewhat condescending salesman ends up in a clothes press.
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Mistress B Goes Shoppin’
Barrowsgate is instructed to come shopping with his wife, to carry what she buys. After an unfortunate incident with a bald-headed shop assistant, she leaves the shoe shop empty-handed.
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Permin’, Plain an Fancy
Mistress Barrowsgate goes out in the rain and her “perm” is ruined. Barrowsgate tries to help but only makes things worse.
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A Perm an’ a Price
Mistress Barrowsgate announces that she is getting a “perm” and Barrowsgate has no idea what she is talking about – but has to foot a hefty bill for it anyway.
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Portrait o’ a Leddy
Mistress Barrowsgate has her portrait taken by a travelling photographer and she invites the neighbours round to admire it.
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A’body blames Barrowsgate
Mrs B decides to make some beer and buys some yeast from the baker. When her friend drops in a few days later, Mrs B offers her some beer and shortbread. When the bottle is opened, the beer spurts out and soaks her friend. Unbeknownst to his wife, Barrowsgate had added an extra once of…